Daren P. Ebacher v. Arizona Beverages USA, LLC
What's This Case About?
Let’s be real: most of us have had a moment where we took a sip of something and immediately regretted it. Maybe it was flat soda, maybe it was someone else’s half-finished drink, maybe it was kombucha (no judgment). But unless you’re a contestant on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!, you’ve probably never taken a swig of green tea and realized you were sharing it with a deceased rodent. That, my friends, is exactly what Daren P. Ebacher says happened to him — and now, he’s suing the makers of Arizona Green Tea for $75,000. Because nothing says “refreshing beverage” like courtroom drama over a mouse smoothie.
So who is Daren Ebacher? A regular guy from Tulsa, Oklahoma, who just wanted a can of Arizona Green Tea with Ginseng and Honey — not a biology lab in a beverage. According to the court filing, he bought the can from Toby’s Central Market, a local grocery store that, to be fair, probably didn’t advertise “free rodent protein boost” on the shelf tag. The defendants? Two New York-based companies: Arizona Beverages USA, LLC — the brand you see splashed across gas station coolers with its psychedelic 90s-inspired label — and US Beverage Packers, LLC, the behind-the-scenes bottler (or in this case, canner) that allegedly sealed fate — and a mouse — into that aluminum tomb. Ebacher isn’t accusing the grocery store. Nope. He’s going straight to the source: the people who manufactured, bottled, and shipped that can across state lines, presumably without running a “tiny mammal check” before sealing it shut.
Now, let’s walk through the horror movie that was January 5, 2024, for Mr. Ebacher. He buys the can. He drinks most of it. Seems fine. Then, as he’s finishing it off — clunk. Something hits the top of the can. Not a weird ice chunk. Not sediment. A mouse. Inside. Sealed. In his tea. The document doesn’t say whether he screamed, threw up, or immediately started Googling “do I need rabies shots after rodent tea?” — but it does say he immediately drove himself to the hospital. Which, honestly? Respect. Most of us would’ve been calling 911 while dry-heaving in the parking lot. He sought medical treatment, missed work, and — perhaps most damning — suffered “extreme emotional distress and mental suffering.” And really, can you blame him? Imagine trying to enjoy a quiet evening and your brain keeps flashing back to the moment you literally consumed rodent broth. That’s not just a bad day. That’s a therapy invoice waiting to happen.
Why is this in court? Well, Ebacher’s lawyer isn’t just mad — she’s strategically mad. The lawsuit lays out three legal claims, but don’t worry, we’re not diving into Latin maxims or obscure tort doctrine. First up: negligence. In plain English, Ebacher is saying, “You had a duty to make sure your tea didn’t contain woodland creatures, and you failed spectacularly.” The filing lists a whole buffet of ways the companies allegedly dropped the ball: failing to inspect facilities, failing to control pests, failing to train employees, failing to maintain quality control — basically, failing at every single thing you’re supposed to do when bottling drinks for human consumption. And here’s the kicker: the can was sealed. No tampering. No suspicious puncture holes. Which means, according to Ebacher, that the mouse got in before the can was closed — during manufacturing. And if that’s true, it’s not just gross. It’s a catastrophic breakdown in basic food safety.
Next claim: product liability. This one’s like negligence’s edgier cousin. It says, “Your product was defective and unreasonably dangerous.” You don’t have to prove someone was careless — just that the product itself was flawed and caused harm. And let’s be honest: a can of tea with a mouse in it is objectively more dangerous than a can of tea without one. The average consumer does not expect to ingest vermin when they crack open a beverage. The filing argues the tea “deviated in a material way” from what it should’ve been — which is a polite way of saying, “This isn’t tea. This is a biohazard.”
Finally, breach of warranties — a fancy way of saying, “You promised this was safe to drink, and it wasn’t.” When companies sell food and drinks, they’re making silent (and sometimes explicit) promises that the product is fit for consumption. That’s called an “implied warranty of merchantability.” By selling tea with a mouse in it, Ebacher claims, Arizona Beverages and US Beverage broke that promise. And when a warranty’s broken and someone gets hurt? Lawsuit time.
So what does Ebacher want? $75,000. Is that a lot? For a single can of tea? On paper, yes — that’s about 75,000 times the retail price. But when you factor in medical bills, lost wages, therapy, and the sheer psychological trauma of realizing you’ve been unknowingly drinking mouse tea, it starts to make more sense. This isn’t just about the cost of a beverage. It’s about the cost of peace of mind. And honestly? If you’ve ever had a nightmare about food contamination, you know that some scars don’t show up on a medical chart. The demand is under $75,000 — likely to keep it in state court jurisdiction — and he’s demanding a jury trial, which means he wants real people, not a judge, to decide whether this was a freak accident or corporate negligence on a cinematic scale.
Now, our take: Look, we’re not saying every tea can needs a CT scan before it leaves the factory. But come on. A mouse? In a sealed can? That’s not just a slip-up. That’s a failure so absurd it feels like a plot twist in a low-budget horror film. The most insane part? Ebacher drank almost the whole thing before discovering the intruder. That means he didn’t just see it — he consumed it. And yet, he still managed to drive himself to the hospital. Dude has more composure than most of us would have after finding a hair in our salad.
Are we rooting for him? Honestly — kind of. Not because we think every spilled soda deserves a lawsuit, but because food safety isn’t a joke. Companies that mass-produce what we put into our bodies have a responsibility to, you know, not poison us. And while rodents in beverages are freakishly rare, they’re also freakishly preventable. If this case forces one factory to upgrade its pest control, then maybe — just maybe — it’s worth the drama.
But also? Arizona Green Tea, if you’re listening: maybe add “rodent-free guarantee” to your label. Just a suggestion.
Case Overview
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Daren P. Ebacher
individual
Rep: Ashley Roberts Webb
- Arizona Beverages USA, LLC business
- US Beverage Packers, LLC business
| # | Cause of Action | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Negligence | Plaintiff consumed a beverage with a rodent inside and suffered injury and trauma |
| 2 | Product Liability | Defective beverage caused harm to Plaintiff |
| 3 | Breach of Warranties | Defendants breached warranties that the beverage was safe for human consumption |